Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand

Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018

Fucking monkey

A fucking monkey.

What do you think I was gonna say? You fucking monkey.

by Pelotas849230 May 11, 2022

Monkey

Monkey cute and crazy friends with weezy and skeetox and lit to be around.

“I just saw Monkey with weezy in Dm.”

by -.-123 September 18, 2019

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016