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how do i get a girlfriend

To get a girlfriend you have to NOT be a God damm fuckin retarded ass bitch person
Hey dude how do I get a girlfriend?

Idk how bout you stop being a fucking retard
by Boipi February 24, 2021
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Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!
by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018
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Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
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Get off your high horse

When someone at work thinks they are better than anyone else and tries to slam someone for following the rules.
Kevin:"Holly, get off your high horse, I'm sick of it"

Holly :"No Kevin, get off YOUR high horse, acting like you own Terrace!
by j--hizzy March 3, 2007
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get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016
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Break a few backs to get to the top

When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.
If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.
by Brainztorms January 24, 2017
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Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences
Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
by Khemestry March 31, 2020
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