a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Get the National Skoog Day mug.Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
by National Hippo day October 15, 2019
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by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019
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Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!
Other person: it’s national stfu day? Haven’t you heard?
Person: oh wow very exciting I’ll stfu now!
by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019
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National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
by _unknownnnnn_ August 1, 2019
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