Mom in the Prom

When you get dropped off at prom but then, your mom's favorite song comes on, she gets all the attention, and then the next day everyone talks about how cool you're mom is.

Me: "There goes my mom dancing again."
Friend: "What? She's so cool!"
Me: "Yeah, cool for a Mom in the Prom."

by thatbtsbitch January 15, 2019

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

your mom

a bad roste

your mom is not nice

by the best5289 January 18, 2024

Your mom

A joke inside joke kind of

I fuck “your mom”
Your mom is hot

Your mom is hot today

by anonymous June 28, 2021

ur mom

Your female parental figure
can be an insult or a joke

"IMMA STICK AN EIGHT INCH UP UR MOM

by BroLemonade November 20, 2023

mom biel

She is a black goddess who eats all these hoes up and never lets anyone get in her way

I need to be like mom biel
She is hot like mom biel
she’s so mom biel vinyl

by Baddieseast November 21, 2023