Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022
When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
by Bloody El Sid March 08, 2024
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
When absolutely NOBODY asked!!!!!!!!!!! STFU You Dumb Braindead failed abortion. You got Discord? Search up Monkey Buccaneer in gifs and realize that no one cares.
by BruhhhhhhhhB:2 March 12, 2021
A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.
by yourdonefor October 03, 2022
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 18, 2024