ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex

Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."

by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020

your mom

the person i am doing right now

You: What are you doing
Me: YOUR MOM

by A Local Idiot September 21, 2020

ur mom

ur mom is a milf. i love ur mom. tell ur mom i want to made out with her. peace out.

i want to be with ur mom.

by sagexx November 21, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom last week

by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021

mom

someone that looks after you

mom can you make mac and cheese

sure honey bare

by yo mama is hot February 19, 2018

sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024