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New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.
The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.
by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025
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News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."
"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."
by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025
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New hotness

New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.

Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.

Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?

Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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New York ranger

by Screwtherangers420 June 1, 2024
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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun
'daddys got a new 45'
by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024
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