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cock block

(v.) The act committed by a woman during sex when the penis is too long for her to handle. Usually executed by the placing of her hands on his pelvis and either pushing away or creating a stopping point to prevent deeper penetration.
"I was trying to get deep inside of her while having sex, but she thru up the cock block dude." "She couldn't handle all this dick!"
by mabdallah July 29, 2009
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cock blocker

some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.

"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"
by waterboy141 September 4, 2009
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off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.
by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006
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Cock Indulge

Let's cock indulge- We'll leave the room so Josh can do stuff with that hooker-slut.
by AMOK April 7, 2006
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cock bite

n. a bantering insult referring to supposed homosexual activity on the part of the recipient as the cause for less than acceptable performance, or blundering behavior.

Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.

Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...

Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
1. "If you weren't such a cock bite, we'd have been on that bus now headed for the game with Jennifer - but You had to give James back his Atari 2600..."

2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
by O-Owen January 12, 2009
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cock bongler

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.
by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007
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cock spike

A variation of the cock block that is similar to a spike in volleyball, Quick forceful and unstoppable.
Dude: So you don't have to but I think you should
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !
by Homgen4 December 30, 2007
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