ur mom

im so deeply inlove with your mother and you

"so whos ur crush?"
"...ur mom"

by rororrooro September 21, 2022

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

I fucked ur mom last week

by Married to jaiden October 10, 2021

Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

Ur Mom

The Person who loves me more than you <3

Ur Mom is Hot

by Evrem March 21, 2022

ur mom

a comeback nobody can comeback from.

bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*

by ur mom is so hot<33 December 8, 2021

Your mom

A great size

that redstone is bigger than your mom

by HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH March 7, 2022