When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
Get the New mommy syndromemug. Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Get the Newsmug. A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"
by Darren kim December 28, 2016
Get the new jockeymug. An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
by Campingnoob July 14, 2022
Get the NEW STATE MOBILEmug. Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
Get the New York lonely boymug. A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
Get the new jerssian bastardmug. new polynomer's city is hell on discord!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!38283{33{38¥{_2…<_<…_<…_<…5<5…7<5…7<5^7^5<7^57<^57<5^7<^57<
by Ilbeity December 4, 2023
Get the new polynomer's citymug.