eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

hop on your head

Roast

Boy, that's so stupid I'm gonna hop on your head!

by Athatt October 12, 2017

Crack head Day

A nation holiday to respect those who look/act like crack heads. Weather it be on school grounds or at 3am inside of a Walmart. October 13th is National Crack head Day

Did you know national crack head day is on Oct 13

by peeeeeeepeeeeeee October 10, 2019

head stock swing

the act of taking the neck of a guitar and/or bass and outwardly swinging the instrument it to the side, making the guitar or bass perpendicular with the body violently (left or right depending on playing style) then pulling it back violently while keeping the song going.

That band had some badass head stock swings during their breakdowns.

by Dante De Rossi October 19, 2006

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

Nba old head

Someone that thinks Jordan is the goat because he is “just a winner” and LeBron just flops

Jim “Jordan’s the goat LeBron just flops”

Jim’s friend “Your such a nba old head”

by NotKD September 6, 2021

Roblox Acorn Head

The roblox acorn head is basically a starter roblox character it has Chester hair aka acorn hair and some great clothes

assbeater420: hey stupid acorn head
acorn head: I have your ip
assbeater420: no you don’t
acorn head: (ip address here)
assbeater420: that isn’t my ip you Roblox Acorn Head lookin ass

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 22, 2022