bi-winning

Winning both here and there.

Term coined by Charlie Sheen during an interview with ABC's Good Morning America.

I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there, now what?

If I'm bipolar aren't there moments where a guy like crashes like lying in the corner like "oh my god it's my mom's fault"

Shut up! Shut up! Stop, move forward!

- Charlie Sheen

by JPofKingston March 24, 2011

bi-winning

The highest level of winning. Attainable only by those whose brain is not from this terrestrial realm.

Charlie Sheen is bi-winning. He wins here and he wins there.

Not even Chuck Norris is bi-winning.

by sheenite March 18, 2011

Bi-Winning

Winning in various parts of your life. In response to the question of whether or not he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen spontaneously concocted the phrase in reference to his lifestyle that includes an extremely high income, a lot of attractive women (many porn stars and hookers) that will have sex with him and partying with lots of illicit drugs (cocaine, etc) and alcohol and surviving it. In addition he has beautiful children that he loves, so he believes he is winning at both ends of the spectrum in reference to his life.

Interviewer- "Some are saying that you're Bi-Polar?"

Charlie Sheen- "I'm Bi-Winning, I win here & I win there, now what?!"

by TheTLShow March 18, 2011

can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.

"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."

by Kraas March 5, 2008

pay-2-win

Games where someone who pays with real money has such a huge advantage, that its literally impossible for a free2player to keep up.

Guy A: look, i got this ring with +25% attack power.
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...

by Unkrautable December 2, 2015

Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about

Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."

by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011

dunn hall win

a fail so hard, and so much, that it just might be a win

That joke was so dunn hall win.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009