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wedgie bloomers

Lady pants which are so tight they seem to be half lost up the wazoo.
Betty's wedgie bloomers are lashing her camel toe. Somebody call an ambulance.
by Moby Doug April 24, 2010
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Reggie wedgie

A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.
Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
by Bigsac September 4, 2022
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Nuclear Wedgie

In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 7, 2024
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Naked removal wedgie

The naked removal wedgie is like the removal wedgie but you make the person be just in their underwear
When I was in eighth grade I would give my friend wedgies and i made him get down to only his underwear and gave him a wedgie for more than an hour then his underwear finally broke and ripped off of him. He had asked me why and I hold him because I wanted to give you a naked removal wedgie. He was so embarrassed that he didn’t want to talk to me for three days and everyone saw his puny dick
by The thinker maker October 10, 2022
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Pooey Wedgie

The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves
Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO
by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024
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Ghost wedgie

When it feels like you have a wedgie but do not.
Omg i got a ghost wedgie and its so annoying, im not even wearing underwear.
by AmlyknoOtha April 8, 2021
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surgical wedgie

When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
"Cover me while I dig out this surgical wedgie, it's cutting into my vajayjay."
by ChunkyDunkin July 24, 2014
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