soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 09, 2019
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 26, 2019
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Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face
She got sticky washingtoned.
by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015
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Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.
Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.
by The Baptist April 03, 2021
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Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood October 27, 2015
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Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
by josephtacos December 30, 2022
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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 03, 2024
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