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tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.
Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.
by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021
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Pennsylvania War Tug

The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat
The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia
by justnothomo November 20, 2021
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Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021
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back tug

Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.
by BigDaddyDjusnutted November 2, 2022
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Tug-a-Slug

A specific method of slug removal.

Pest control.
Olivia came over and hit me with the old Tug-a-Slug and I never had another problem after that.
by AcceleratedAsystole September 14, 2022
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Tug boat

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat
by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022
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Yankee Rug-Tug

When an American integrates into your life with wild promises, then goes back on their word leaving you high, dry & disappointed.
I worked so hard and expected to make so much money this week, but old Frank pulled a Yankee Rug-Tug and now I have nothing.
by Thetug January 6, 2022
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