Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018

Tow truck

The safe word used by someone who’s obsessed with towing

Last nite the neighbors was going at it all I heard was him screaming tow truck and they stop he must of been his safe word

by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

Garbage Trucking

The placement of one's mouth and cheeks between another person's butt cheeks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by making a vibrating "brrrr" sound by blowing air out through floppy lips.

Named after motorboating, where the resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Look at that ass! It definitely needs some serious garbage trucking.

by Here I Be August 14, 2011

Cody Truck

A noun used by sorority girls to describe a truck they have permanently linked in their minds to a cute boy.

"Hey, theres a cody truck!!!" "OMG WHERE?!" "Right there! It's tots presh!"

*driving down the street* "cody truck! cody truck! co..wait no, Cody truck!! cody truck! cody truck! cccccooooooooooddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy ttttrrrrrruuuuuccccckkkkk"

by blahblahblah22102 April 25, 2011

Truck Slut

A girl who will fuck any guy with her opinion of a nice truck. Keep in mind she don't know jack shit about trucks. All she knows is what the back seat looks like.

Aricka Marshall is a Truck Slut

by Asdhjl July 1, 2019

lolz truck

When something is REALLY funny, it's a truckload full of lolz. Only used over text/internet talk

Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."

Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"

by lifetakersheartbreakers February 23, 2010