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duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.
bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."
by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011
mugGet the duleys towelmug.

The towel twist

When a man or woman twists your penis until you cum. Or until you screech or it turns red. Think of it like twisting a towel to get the water out of it.
She squeezed my penis until I cummed. It looked like she was squeezing out a towel. She performed the towel twist.
by Thewordbringer123 December 31, 2021
mugGet the The towel twistmug.

Towel Cereal

(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel
“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes
by LiterallyQueenB May 8, 2018
mugGet the Towel Cerealmug.

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.
Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025
mugGet the A Towel that Washedmug.

towel-toss

Noun. The act of throwing a clean-up towel to the person covered in cum during the awkward, post-orgasmic bliss. Sometimes the towel-toss is reduced to throwing the nearest piece of clothing that can be found.
That guy I just fingered looked pretty hot laying on my bed as I did the towel-toss.
by upwithbuck April 20, 2014
mugGet the towel-tossmug.

Towel

Guy 1: yo stop using my towels
Guy 2: sorry bro
by Diamond°dose June 9, 2020
mugGet the Towelmug.

buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
by señor spermies September 22, 2017
mugGet the buying towels at rossmug.

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