Swass Towel

A towel used to collect swass (ass sweat that accumulates in the ass crack and seeps out uncomfortably on a hot, humid day). Also, a loathable person.

That guy is such a swass towel

by not Leora August 21, 2023

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT May 22, 2018

towel grape

When someone wraps a banana with a plate and throws it at a grape

i have anger issues. i towel graped.

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 19, 2021

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel

Damn i have towel molestation in my towels

by Frogbigfartpissyman June 21, 2021

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 10, 2017

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 08, 2022

Sick towel

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int

“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag

by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024