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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry
"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.
by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016
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Toaster

a person who's had sexual intercouse with atleast 3 people from the same sorority or fraternity
Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?

Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
by peckerface22 December 10, 2016
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Toaster

When a thot fucks four brothers in the same fraternity
Kate is at it again, she is toaster bound!
by Odessa702 March 3, 2022
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toaster traitor

a person who betrays toasters
jerry, why did you destroy our toaster? you are a toaster traitor!
by crimeraaa July 24, 2022
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Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.
Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.
by slutface1 October 23, 2012
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toaster

What Gacha Life children think is the funniest thing in the world.
gacha1: I identify as a toaster.

gacha2: LMAO IM DYING- OGRE9HGH9R-
mugGet the toastermug.

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