A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.
by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

by fcktrump October 28, 2020

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

Ouch, I can barely move my finger, I guess this is what I get for playing trumpet, trumpet pinky sucks. This trumpet sure is a brasshole.
by Swagbæ June 18, 2018

the best of the instruments
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
by HitlerOfGrammar November 26, 2016
