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Modern Times

The time when people started coming to Urban Dictionary instead of the Oxford Dictionary to look up a word.
- What do they mean by "modern times".
- I don't know look it up on UD.
by Sickell September 1, 2012
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Time Attack

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.
1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 19, 2009
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Filipino Time

means always late ... a filipino culture ... its like always coming late to a meeting ... especially in parties or when friends are going out ... most of the time 1 hour late or even more ... and when you call them they will lie that they are on their way already and almost there ... but the fact is that they are still @ home getting prep up...
Pinay 1: (on the phone) where are you already you're already an hour late?

Pinay 2: (still getting dressed @ home) I'm on my way there i'm near already...

Pinay 1: Ok! make haste!

**Filipino Time**
by mahiligsaEtits April 20, 2009
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mexican time

usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha."
by citlali October 26, 2003
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time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow
1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month
by sleazeee November 17, 2009
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time clown

When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat August 14, 2012
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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
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