twiddlefinger

Max design pro in his villain era

“Have you seen Twiddlefinger?”

“No, but I will”

by Makemynameappropriate67 September 6, 2024

Twiddlegumping

The act of shoving your testicles up your rectum while edging.

I was Twiddlegumping while giving my sister’s dad a blumpkin.

by therizzking December 5, 2024

Toddlerescent

A pre-teen who doesn't know how to talk. They walk around fully self-absorbed.

My daughter is a Toddlerescent.

by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025

toddlerescent

A pre-teen that doesn't talk to anyone as if they don't know how to talk.

My daughter is a toddlerescent.

by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025

Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

Tiddling My Moist Minge

Masturbating

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.

by MommyRisa March 7, 2025

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025