All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.
by voris December 11, 2009
by deeezzznuuutttzzz March 06, 2016
"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"
by King Chod September 02, 2020
He proposes with a ring pop
Guy 1:My girl is so awesome
Guy 2: Propose to her already what are you waiting for?
Guy 1: Im going to tonight with a Ring pop
Guy 2: Really??
Guy 2: Propose to her already what are you waiting for?
Guy 1: Im going to tonight with a Ring pop
Guy 2: Really??
by Unknown idiot dudes April 01, 2018
by gotthatfromyomomma June 05, 2009
by H to the o-s-s August 13, 2005
The circular area of discoloration left after an encounter with a hooker, usually viral or parasitic in nature. Other possible origins can be from rough sexual encounters, the use of cock rings, or being bitten while receiving a blowjob.
Man, I've got to go the doctor! That slut took my fifty bucks and gave me a prostitution ring that could be the clap!
by gland cyclops January 10, 2009