Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

kitchen sink

A sink found in a kitchen. The first kitchen sink was made is 1820.

"Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?" - Kitchen Sink by Twenty One Pilots

by sigmapilots November 26, 2025

Burned the kitchen

Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"

used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.

"Did this man cook?"
"Nah man, he burned the kitchen, that shit was awful"

by Nianianananan February 24, 2023

Kitchen cunt

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.

That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.

by 36368876 February 28, 2023

kitchen baby

A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.

The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs

by Kitchen babii March 12, 2023

Pretty Woman Kitchen

here in the kitchen, feeling pretty and i'll catch you on the flippity flop!

Person 1: Do you know Pretty Woman Kitchen?
Person 2: Yh the person who makes recipes vids and feels pretty

by AG2610 June 15, 2024

The Kitchen

No.

Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024