The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.

Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!

by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015

Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.

Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.

by Trimped February 13, 2017

Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks

That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.

by Pruf read dis bitch June 21, 2018

Crab fork it

When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?

Would you crab fork it?

by Chapbone1 March 01, 2019

crab party

a crab party is any time 2 or more crabs are visible at any given time

last night I woke up to get some water and there was a crab party going on, all four of them!

by dogboyandfrogperson February 25, 2021

ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

by Harmony pond July 25, 2015