The Hermit Crab

the act of inserting two fist's into a woman's vagina, and then once in her musky cave, the lower fist sprawls out and does a tickling motion using the fingers !!

Dave:How did go with that girl last night??
Jim: Ya, it went really well, I used The Hermit Crab on her !!

by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012

Crab Dancing

dancing to appear as a crab by shuffling side to side with your hands in the air opening and closing like tongs. if you do so well enough you might fool others around you into thinking you’re actually a crab. takes a lot of practice tho

person 1: “bruv do u see that guy crab dancing”
person 2: “what guy all I see is a crab”

by justacrabdancer May 31, 2020

moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.

Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!

by Mmeow_meoww April 19, 2015

Crab walking

CS:GO fag awper crouch walking down the map with 100% accuracy hunting for a kill.

Dude this fag is just crab walking down highway. Fuck this game.

by Trimped February 13, 2017

Crab Dragon

I woman who has been through a large amount of dicks

That Becky is such a crab dragon, like she needs to lay off the dick.

by Pruf read dis bitch June 21, 2018

ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

by Harmony pond July 25, 2015

Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.

Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.

by kojer! December 30, 2021