POTATO SONG
The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
Sometimes we ditch the skin
to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
Sometimes we ditch the skin
to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.
Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018
Get the Potato Songmug. An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.
by Patato America January 28, 2015
Get the potato americamug. Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008
Get the Cooch Potatomug. 
Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.
girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007
Get the Sexual Potatomug. someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
Get the douche potatomug. by opiumftw June 14, 2015
Get the potato pussymug.