Coon Moon

A Coon Moon is a black mans ass check in the night. A man will coon moon during a drive by to scare the non gay gang.

RANDOM NIGGA: FUCK he is coon mooning.
OTHER RANDOM NIGGA: Don't look unless u on that gay shit.

NIGGA COON MOONING: Ya get the Fuc out before you become a gay ass nigga.

by NAT the nantucket black May 9, 2019

Mother Moon

A nickname for a woman's period. Often times links the menstrual cycle to the moon

"Mother Moon said "fuck you, Evan"

"I can't go tonight, Mother Moon has made an appearance"

by mothermooncreater December 10, 2019

moon burnt

The reference too or about someone's or somethings current skin color , tone or looks and or the body actions,words or hitness level of them.

Amity- cant wait tell summer so I can get a sun tan.
Tj- Oooo yeah bisshhh your moon burnt.

by big trappe April 1, 2019

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

moon yeti

Strange, light grey creature that lurks in South East North America. Usually hunting by night for a meaty snack.

He ate that burger like a moon yeti

by Moonyetiawarness November 5, 2017