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Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
mugGet the Matrix Mondaysmug.

monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
mugGet the monday morningmug.

mari monday

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit
by pseudowater July 12, 2022
mugGet the mari mondaymug.

Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.
Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!
by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Monday bluesmug.

Monday fairy

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'
by _ay March 6, 2023
mugGet the Monday fairymug.

Mucked Monday

Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday
Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"
by Ripped Ricky November 5, 2012
mugGet the Mucked Mondaymug.

happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
mugGet the happy monday mother fuckersmug.

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