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Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
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Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll
Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine
by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
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Joint squatter

The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.

Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
by NotsoA September 6, 2025
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200 joints

A chinese buffet in hattiesburg ms claiming over 200 dishs when it only has about 15.
SON!!! Let's go smash some 200 joints after we get off
by son son protege October 28, 2009
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Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.
Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.
by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022
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Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.
Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!
by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023
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joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffered as JDAM is an gps guided dumb fire bomb wich are launched from attack jets or bombers
that jet carries 4 joint direct attack munnition JDAM bombs
by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017
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