Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

deal big

You say that instead of “big deal” - or when you wanna urge someone to take a risk(s).

Homie 1: omg, I forgot my phone at home !
Homie 2: deal big; we ain’t going back to get it…

by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021

Cyber Deals Sunday

Cyber Deals Sunday is live-streaming shopping on Twitter, Facebook, or any other social media platform. Shopping before Cyber Monday.

Did you catch the Cyber Deals Sunday live stream on Twitter?

by Crazy Ninjas November 30, 2021

ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.

brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal

by Words of God January 13, 2020

seb pitzu deal

when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen

person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.

by pitzu January 29, 2020

womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.

"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"

by Finseed April 1, 2020

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020