A short person who usually wears the color green. They have some mental problems that is caused by eating to much ice cream. They struggle with facial expressions and usually argue a lot with the most bold comebacks. They have gone through lots of abuse from people with the disease Logan Brain. These things will most likely assault you with comments like “ur bad” or “u doo doo”
by Beautiful condor June 16, 2019
Get the Deformed cricketmug. Any person so ugly and disgusting mosty female from the Carolinas that's also a down right whore who's only concern is the next bit of dick and drugs and who she will use to get them in any way imaginable that's been past around more times than the earth spinns and will do anything for a dollar including selling their family for some dick. Mostly associated with the term part slut or bukakke slut.
If you ask someone to help you find glass roses or chore boy all while scratching ya crotch smelling like last week's piss jar and burnt baking soda chances are you will suvk dick to get it and are nowby classified as a Carolina swamp cricket.
by Babyg98 May 12, 2018
Get the carolina swamp cricketmug. by F00tball04 August 19, 2022
Get the Mud cricketmug. 
by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017
Get the jeep cricketmug. watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.
by anonymous November 21, 2023
Get the Scissor Cricketsmug. verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender
Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
by buzzw September 11, 2012
Get the cricketmug.