snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008

Snake-skinned

When your condom slips off your penis inside the vagina after coming, resulting in the woman having to fish to get it out.

When she motioned that the condom slipped off inside her, I realized that I had officially snake-skinned that bitch.

by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

Snakebird

A person who is crafty and sneaky. Someone who enjoys mischief especially towards others.

Courtney, being a snakebird, always emails her notes to her blackberry before taking a test.

by Rat Dog April 7, 2010

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

Snakes to ya

In reference to Snakes On A Plane, an expression of sympathy for a bad situation. Another way of saying "that sucks."

Michael: Dude I got Alaskan Pipe Bombed last night.

Aaron: Snakes to ya bro.

by Mr. Stanturf June 12, 2011

Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.

Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!

by GUnitsLexicon May 12, 2012