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sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )
Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.
by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015
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Sweater Turkeys

A slang term used for a woman's breasts.
"I can't stop staring when she's running with no bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around."
by CleetorisW January 31, 2024
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Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.
While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.
by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022
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Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022
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catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'
Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.
by Unagamer December 14, 2023
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Sweater

When a someone is always up in a females business or in there face or in there personal space is always trying to find out info about a certain female:

In conjunction to the male version of the adjective ‘sweatim’ always talking about worrying about or bugging over a certain guy.

Not an attractive trait or characteristic to be known by.
He is seriously rocking that sweater, I bet she gets so tired of him buggin, what a sweater.

He’s wearing that sweater out on her it’s about to unravel if he ask or says one more thing about her.

Why is he such a sweater he need to leave it alone!

She’s such a sweatim and he didn’t even know she exist.?
She better not be sweatim over here I’m so tired of her monologues about Dustin. Every time she talks!
by BreakingBrandy October 18, 2020
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Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.
Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!
by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015
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