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Squirt

Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy
She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
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Squirt

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.

Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.

Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”

“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”

“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
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No Squirt September

All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering
Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september
by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019
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Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
by Butter Mike June 1, 2020
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Squirt

Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
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Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.
Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
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over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
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