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sad square

The cutest type of square! A popular Sad Square is Friend (also known as Cube or Sadboi) from Just Shapes and Beats. Sad squares are usually depressed or sad video game characters who are squares or have a square for a head. Fans of these characters may make anthropomorphic versions of them if they are the former.
Just Shapes and Beats fan: My favorite character is that cute little sad square!

Person: cool.
by Bubby Lightshdaow Aurora April 4, 2019
mugGet the sad squaremug.

reachin’ for the squares

I was out all night sinking beers that come 3am I was reachin’ for the squares!
by ceejaydee July 1, 2015
mugGet the reachin’ for the squaresmug.

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016
mugGet the ex-squaredmug.

Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
by Picklypickle September 24, 2014
mugGet the Square Lesbianmug.

Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.
I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.
by HappyGoJacky October 11, 2018
mugGet the Devil's Squaremug.

game square

the game square is what the 1game cube is called after it has been thoroughly shoved through the rectum in an intense hour of hornyness during the coronavirus pandemic
Damn y’all, did you see Logan? He’s in the hospital because of the game square stuck in his asshole
by mikehuntinyourpussy March 23, 2020
mugGet the game squaremug.

Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 15, 2023
mugGet the Square Babymug.

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