Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.

"look here comes the cider spider"

by ttyycc February 22, 2018

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017