Sonic Kart

A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.

Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!

by Dr Face Doctor June 5, 2021

Sonic

He is a hedgehog that rolls around at the speed of sound. He has places to go, and he has to follow his rainbow. He can't stick around, he has to keep moving on.

sonic adventure 2 best game 4 ever lets goooo

by raywastaken July 28, 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog

When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.

Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.

by Jorz1010 February 23, 2024

Sonic 06'

shit game

Sonic 06' is laggy as fuck and boring as fuck

by ass ault February 8, 2024

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.

I sonic fisted that guy’s cat cuz it scratched me.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

sonic 2ed

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.

You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"

Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"

by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022