Amish Shower

When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.

These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.

I love the taste of Amish Showers.
by Amish Shower October 23, 2014
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shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”
by Harper_Here May 25, 2020
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Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.
1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.
by Hellspwn February 02, 2016
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Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots
"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"
by heyoyoyoyo June 11, 2018
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Shower friend

A friends with benefits you exclusively shower with , no sexual contact just a shower ...
by XchickenwingX February 23, 2014
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Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer
“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”
by Sorrydino April 15, 2019
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Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather
by Weasel4040 February 02, 2016
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