Sheet Weight

When someone or pet sleeps between the top sheet and the comforter or blanket.

I tried to turn over in bed but couldn't because the dog was being a sheet weight and I didn't want to throw him across the room.

by Mariussincalvious June 30, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

balance the sheets

To create even teams in order to avoid one side being more dominant over the other.

"Man, this game is so one-sided. We're gonna have to balance the sheets on this shit."

by Harrington Scruffs January 23, 2008

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022

sheet shame

this is when you gracefully shake the bed with your partner, and you awkwardly leave your remains stained on their sheets.

"Sally, you left some behind on my bed"
"God, I'm such a sheet shamer"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.

John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.

by Harnbs December 26, 2024