Shrek

A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on

if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion

see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing

Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 January 17, 2020

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly

Shrek’s swamp is a good website.

by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020

Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by anonymous September 21, 2020

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023

Shrek

an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.

" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "

by hugobugorizzyler November 2, 2023