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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A

Sebastian you short mf

by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022

sebastian theis

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

Sebastian

He's 'just average height'

Also has a good sleep schedule

Sebastian: "I'm 'just average height', don't know what you're talking about"

by I'm just using this like once March 5, 2023

Sebastian

A fatass that loves to insult you he is seb an idiot and moron and blames all his problems on you

"This is all your fault for not giving me your work"

this is what Sebastian says: Om nom nom, fuck you, Kill yourself, are all the things he says he also plays cheeseburger simulator

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024