Silly Puppy

Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.

Man, you are such a silly puppy... Didn't you know that a quarterback is not a refund?

by Spiffyandy March 14, 2009

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

Puppy kisses

Basically licking someone like a dog

Shuuhei: Ya see here, Cassandra has been giving me all these puppy kisses and wants me to give her belly rubs every time I caress her. I definitely understand that.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 7, 2021

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls

Look at my space puppy!

by handlemybar May 23, 2018

nup puppy

a young child that is bound to heroin addiction

god damn look at that ol nup puppy over in west point next time you pay a visit

by black demon child August 27, 2013

Puppy high

The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.

Debby: Rebecca's dog was so cute I was puppy high for hours!
Becky: OH MAI GAWD

by Awkwardturtle July 2, 2012