Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.

Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.

by JJ377 August 10, 2020

Methuzela Pubes

A party pilgrim that graced his occasional nights of debauchery by consuming large amounts of natty ice, smoking/breaking weed pipes, jubliantly dancing drunk around till late hours of the night/morning once every other pilgrim/indian called it quits. a man, a myth, a legend of early America!

Methuzela Pubes: thizzin' in the buildin' and DOPER than the dos' eqiuos guy

by Crack Canyon January 19, 2012

pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.

john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber

by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011

pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy

dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning

by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes

by Maman René July 7, 2011

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

Pube Pillow

A cushion of pubes so you don't hurt yourself or the person you are giving a blowjob too.

His pube pillow so large she almost fell asleep while giving him blowjob.

by JerryJizz November 19, 2023