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Pinch a turtle

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
mugGet the Pinch a turtlemug.

ninny pinch

Ow he just ninny pinched me
by ninnypinchqueen1 December 16, 2010
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sacky pinch

When you do a little pinch of the sacky. Lil pinch o’ the sacky. The ball sacky. Just a pinch.
He slapped my ass so I gave him a sacky pinch.
by SageMageXandria March 19, 2024
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pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.
Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.
by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023
mugGet the pinching logsmug.

nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.
In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"
by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014
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Parmesan Pinch

A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.
If you’re dating an Italian girl

and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
by *Ryan September 13, 2025
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
mugGet the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

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