lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016

Pulling a Peri

When a coworker leaves you all their work while on vacation. Said coworker typically mentions it “won’t be much” and they’ll “take care of it when they get back” however you are quickly seen putting out fires left and right while the offender is enjoying a strawberry daiquiri on the beach.

Pulling a peri: “Wow Jack totally pulled a peri on me and now I am working on this model at 2am for this client I’ve never even met before.”

by middbagel September 2, 2020

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025

Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses¡¿.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)

What I call homo-sapiens who are additec to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Youth-Youth (Perianal Abscess)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Electronics are perianal abscesses...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Electronics are perianal abscesses...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025