Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009
Get the squidgy penguinmug. A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.
Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.
by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011
Get the King Penguinmug. named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
by Jack Will October 23, 2007
Get the feeding the penguinsmug. The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
Get the Penguine Shufflemug. The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!
Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010
Get the Penguin Beakmug. all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..
oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS
by stankydishwashersoap January 6, 2020
Get the Penguin Hallmug. 