squidgy penguin

A term used for anal sex

Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!

Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?

by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009

penguin arm

Slang for a very short penis

"LOOK at his penguin arm"

by wizard words March 20, 2016

Ass Penguin

a random idea that comes out of know where.

Steve just pulled a penguin out of his ass. (Ass Penguin)

by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011

feeding the penguins

named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.

Aww man, This time tommorow I'll be feeding the penguins

by Jack Will September 25, 2007

Penguin Strut

The act of laying a girl down on her stomach and lubing up her thighs so much, to slide your balls through for the best kind of pleasure, that she has to waddle to the bathroom to wipe all the gunk off.

"Man, I thrust my balls up in her thighs so much last night she had to penguin strut to clean herself up."

by totolotka February 22, 2015

Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 14, 2010

Penguin dick

Penguin dick is the most yummy thing to eat.

"Oh i had some great penguin dick with pengu last night!"
"Oh i can relate~"

by Ima.retarded.fuck?YU April 28, 2021