“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Griddy my ass

Do the Griddy with holding the middle finger up

Hey asshole Griddy my ass

by Gucci gian September 14, 2023

Suck my ass

A vine where an Asian girl says suck my ass. It is also a great insult😂👌🏻

You can Suck my ass Thot

by Deadpool360990 May 28, 2018

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

My ass

Your ass if something that you have on your bottom if your a girl then you know what’s going up there if your a guy then your lucky

My ass likes big dick mmmm feels good

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 8, 2021

piss in my ass

a phrase commonly used in online roleplay. usually to express frustration or exasperation

1: howd you do on the final?
2: there was a final?! oh piss in my ASS.

by cloverfield887 September 14, 2022