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Bumpin' Naughtys

Aaron: "What you doin tonigth homie?"
Jake: "O you know, just chillin, probably bumpin' naughtys later.
Aaron: fashow
by Jake7771 August 25, 2008
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touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008
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The Naughty Hosway

When a girl and a guy are fucking, the guy takes his dick out and shoves pumpkin seeds up your vagina. Then the guy take a pink bendy straw and sucks them out.
Dude, me and this girl were doing the Naughty Hosway and her mom walked in on us and shit a chicken!!
by Magjames Hedgelad November 1, 2009
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pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.
john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber
by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011
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Dirt nougat

Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.

Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.

Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.

Something to draw attention away from something.

Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.

Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!

When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.

when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.

Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
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fougat nougat

A fougat Nougat is a nigga(i can say this because im black) that is a faggot and a black person{fougat meaning faggot }{nougat meaning nigga}
marquez stop being a little fougat nougat
by The True Guy {ha lel} February 21, 2017
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Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.
Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.
by Blockinlick May 2, 2018
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